Send "Marriage Bureau Rendezvous" Ringtone to your Cell Phone

Well Ive been lookin after number one for too long
And it seemed the love was passing me by
So I thought I better do something about it
And thats why Im sittin here lookin cross the table at you
Thats why Im sittin here lookin cross the table at you
Well a lonely man needs a marriage bureau
Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form
Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse
Do you like `em small, love `em slim long and tall
Do you like `em small, love `em slim long and tall
Oh no, too many questions
Im looking for a girl like momma used to be
Shes cooking up a dream, shes baking ecstasy
Wont it be fine when
I find her
Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre
Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her
Somewhere we could take a good look at each other
Smile and say hello or walk away
Smile and say hello or walk away
So Im squeaky clean in and out of the bath
I never shaved so close before
Im gonna put on a tie, Im gonna shine up my shoes
Im gonna slick back my hair, Ive got nothin to lose
Oh, oh, Ill be stinkin so good
Like Im drowning in a sea of cologne
Hey... do you know you remind me of someone
But Im here making eyes at you
And I think were gonna say goodbye to the bureau
Close the files, turn the page, start anew
Close the files, turn the page, start anew